Captain Birds Eye

What is Captain Birds Eye?


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Someone who has fingered a femail recently. Comes from the association of the fishy odour of the vagina and Captain birs eye, a well known brand of fish fingers (an edable breadcrummed fishy snack). Said snack was advertised by a bushy white bearded naval Cpt. Therefore the gentleman who has fingered is said to be white bearded Cpt.

John fingered Abby last night, Hay ho Cpt. Birds eye!


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