Captain Birdseye

What is Captain Birdseye?

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

See Psychologist

A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.

Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

A paedophile hu has a cousin captain Japeye

Captain Paedophile Birdseye

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