Captain Birdseye'd

What is Captain Birdseye'd?

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.

"Why is Anne walking funny today?"

"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."

"Ouch."

See fingering, fisting, foreplay, masturbation

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