Captain Birdseye'd

What is Captain Birdseye'd?

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.

"Why is Anne walking funny today?"

"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."

"Ouch."

See fingering, fisting, foreplay, masturbation

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Fapulate

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Mudd Pie

1. Leave fecial matter in the vaginal hole. Than preform oral sex on the female. I got caught giving the neighbor a mudd pie. See someone..

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