Captain Black-mouth Edit Meaning

1. A rather odd elephant like creature that spends all of his time communicating over phones. Ellephone forgot to pay his cellphone bill, ..

1. A cougar that is drunk and horny ready to pounce on a young man at bar at a moments notice, usually with disregaurd to the people around..

1. A cross between a kitty and a llama. I love Kittyllamas. Is your mama a llama? No, my mama is a kittyllama. Shoo, kittyllama. Shoo. ..