Captain Black-mouth Edit Meaning

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

1. the guy who realized that no one cared about him and his shitty band 98 degrees anymore, so he married another pop star who no one cared..

1. Another substitute for the term "like" used excessively in a valley like manner. 'He was like, "let's go out.&q..