Captain Blazingcakes

What is Captain Blazingcakes?


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AKA: Captain Eroticcakes. Noun: A man that will not say one word for 8 consecutive days, but get him in the club, and he will get in 12 freaks per hour.

Donnie: Wanna come work out?

Captian Blazingcakes: Nah man, I get plenty of exercize freaking.


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