What is Captain Boner?
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Super cool flying boner thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation
"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."
Random Words:
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An extremely large bowel movement.(originated in the 3rd floor logg jammer ride in central Pennsylvania)
"I have to go to the rest..
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call me back one who dates many women
"Holla Back Playas" before the night is ova..
