What is Captain Boner?
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Super cool flying boner thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation
"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."
Random Words:
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The dildo my girlfriend uses wen she cums on my face i like 2 lick it and suck the dildo it has my name on it
uh uh uh uh uh i luv this..
