Captain Boner

What is Captain Boner?


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Super cool flying boner thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation

"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."


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