What is Captain Boner?
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Super cool flying boner thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation
"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."
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A person who inserts gerbils or other small rodents into his or her rectum for sexual gratification. Gerbil fuckers are often, though no..
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a person with a lot of zits on his/her face. normally they are hmong men named randy that are scared.
zit bitchass: yo i need more pimp..
