What is Captain Boner?
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Super cool flying boner thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation
"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."
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when you feel your cell phone vibrate in your pocket and it didn't really ring or wasn't even in your pocket.
John reached in..
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When You place your scrotumover a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harde..
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A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits ..
