What is Captain Boner?
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Super cool flying boner thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation
"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."
Random Words:
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A bear who will burn your ass so bad, you're gonna say "owe! some bear just burned my ass"
Example 1 -
Guy: wanna fuck..
