Captain Bumsex

What is Captain Bumsex?

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

See wombles

Japanese Are Penetrating The Jungle

1. Adjective/Verb The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot o..

Oooh, Sucka Got It Handed

1. a phrase used to tell somebody that they just got owenzed, served, hit, etc.; basically this statement tells the opponent that you know ..

Biojacked

1. perdy much fucked i just biojacked ur ass off the cliff!..

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