Captain Bumsex

What is Captain Bumsex?

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

See wombles

Unpatriotic

1. a person who likes the new england patriots just because they are the best team in the NFL. my brother is possibly the most unpatriotic..

Fleshy Joystick

1. to touch a penis in a playful manner. let me play with your fleshy joystick See game, flesh, sex, joy, stick..

Niptuck

1. You tuck splooge into your nips!!!! John got a niptuck because his nips werent lucious enough...

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