Captain Bumsex

What is Captain Bumsex?

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

See wombles

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