What is Captain Cardboard?
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Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike
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a stain on your shirt that looks like jizz but really its not
guy 1 - "tim mullins has jane blaster on his face!"
guy 2 - &q..
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a penis which is not tame it will bite and growl is known to attack small children and animals
"my untame penis bite the face off ..
