What is Captain Cardboard?
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Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike
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The act of fucking a girl while watching television or playing video games. This takes much talent.
While fucking Sandy, Terry used his..
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1. much like camel toe, but this is where the Labia is soooo large it can be spread like wings and fly.
2. a man is being such a women..
