What is Captain Cardboard?
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Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike
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The verb describing one of the many victims of Lauren's ambitious lips.
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When you spent an entire weekend drunk thus causing you to have darkyellow/orange colored pee from dehydration
Person one: "Hey Ju..
