What is Captain Christopher Pike?


1.

One who is caught off guard, and goes into shock when asked a question under pressure and just freezes up staring straight ahead. Refers to specially-seated, paralyzed character in an early episode of Star Trek who was motionless, jaw slacked and could only communicate via flashing lights with a yes or no.

Can be contracted to Piked-up or Pike with a capital P out of respect.

Joe was asked why they should spend 30 million on our project design and not theirs and he just gave us a Captain Christopher Pike for what seemed like forever.

Man that dude just Piked-up on me with nutin' ta say.

See frozen, puzzled, bewildered, ambushed, shocked


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