Captain Cool

What is Captain Cool?

A man that ravages the asshole of anything that isn't him. Could quite possibly be the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet.

Man.. Did you see Captain Cool's post on why Akon-ymous is a douchebag? i did.

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1. The name of this cool kid named jonny that goes to school at les bois in boise... (real name is jonny)

1. Dude... lets go hang out with captain cool.. that kid is supafly

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