Captain Coon Edit Meaning

1. A clingy whore when in comes to being an ex-girlfriend of The Jonas Brother's Nick Jonas. She always seems to be singing too loudly..

1. If a nerd isnt any of the following: internet gangster troll copycat poser dickhead etc he is an... ARMCHAIR COMMANDO! An armch..

1. Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and ..