What is Captain Cooter?
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One of the dumbest or smartest individuals we have ever encountered, we can't figure out which. A persona online that defies logic and sensibility. A truly deranged individual with delusions of adequacy.
Captain Cooter always makes me laugh
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tr. v. fuck.sti.pat.ed
merger of two separate words, fuck and constipated, to more accurately describe long periods of time without sex..