What is Captain Cooter?
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One of the dumbest or smartest individuals we have ever encountered, we can't figure out which. A persona online that defies logic and sensibility. A truly deranged individual with delusions of adequacy.
Captain Cooter always makes me laugh
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the act of being the son of a gorgeous broad who handles sausage like a seasoned butcher
"holy fuck Janis is a hot biedler"
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