Captain Corndog

What is Captain Corndog?


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the elite member of the legendary, renowned corndog clan. The clan is a traveling guild of thieves out to plunder for riches and corndogs. They immobilize their victims by gappling the victim's shoulders from behind, laughing, and thrusting their knee into the victims anus.(similar to a rhino hump)Captain Cordog is a master of the corndogged arts of judo. he is an unbeatable assasin and a deadly force to be reckoned with. AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Corndog just took out 8 butt goblins!

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