What is Captain Craftsman?
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The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!
Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
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A person who cannot seem to use the correct homonym while texting, typing, etc.
Common homonymblivious words:
-two
-too
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Fake shoes that come from flea markets or other shady dealings. A play on the shoe brand "Phat Farms." There are actually shoe..
