What is Captain Craftsman?
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The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!
Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
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intrygopical: adj. a. relating to something which does not exist but should exist; b. imperative.
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When you recieve a text and smile like a retard.use we all know you are like in LOVE with the person you're texting.
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The "holy" trinity of a assless chaps, rectum plectrums and fistfesting.
John: I'm planning to get freaky on the weekend..
