Captain Craftsman

What is Captain Craftsman?


1.

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

See tool, toolbag, jerk off, douche bag


42

Random Words:

1. Someone, while playing Halo-like games, who constantly uses vehicles to run around the map, but never really fights like a real man. Pl..
1. basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor. G..
1. What the fuck, over? (Sometimes "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?) Typically used amongst military personnel when repeatedly directed ..