Captain Craftsman

What is Captain Craftsman?


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The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

See tool, toolbag, jerk off, douche bag


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