What is Captain Craftsman?
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The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!
Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
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Using fingers to enter a girl's vagina. Usually parcticed as safer sex or to preserve virginity.
Jim's not the one I want to..
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Those who insist on getting naked when inebriated.
"Kaleb, put some fucking pants on, you naked drunk."
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