Captain Craftsman

What is Captain Craftsman?


1.

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

See tool, toolbag, jerk off, douche bag


42

Random Words:

1. Anything that does not exist. Kerr wishes that the treehouse was kerrpenis. See Donald..
1. heterosexuals who get gay in the workplace and only commit acts of homosexuality while on the clock Mary and Sally both gay for the 9-5..
1. The eyesight you have when one is drunk. Which leads your inhibitions to be lower and one you wouldn't normally be attracted to loo..