Captain Crook

What is Captain Crook?


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A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.

Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey

"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?

See mcdonalds, pirate, captain, crook, grimace


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