What is Captain Crook?
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A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.
Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey
"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?
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When a girl beats you off with two hands, because your cock is just that fucking huge.
Miguels didn't really know what he was doin..