What is Captain Crunk?
1.
An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.
I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.
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Neal Patel
Under the proper chemicals are consumed, Neal becomes.....PTAIN CRUNK
Random Words:
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adj. ahomosexual-like atrocity
"Joe's party was a gaytrocity"
See gay, terrible, horrible, homosexual, poor..