Captain Crunk

What is Captain Crunk?

1.

An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.

I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.

See captain morgan, crunk, drunk, wasted

2.

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crunk

Neal Patel

Under the proper chemicals are consumed, Neal becomes.....PTAIN CRUNK
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