Captain Deez

What is Captain Deez?

When a man uses another man's baby batter (cum) and gargles with it making a "ARRRRRGH" sound, similar to a pirate.

When Mr. Deez ask the man what he would like him to do, he simply said "Captain Deez, please".

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