Captain Douchetastic

What is Captain Douchetastic?

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.

Guy 1: Have you met Milo?

Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?

Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.

See douche, douchetastic, douchebag, captain, milo

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