What is Captain Erector?
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Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)
this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,
But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector
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The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.
Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"
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What you're about to, after you can't find your keys, and your laptop is in your car, and you don't have enough money to ..
