Captain Erector

What is Captain Erector?

Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)

this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,

But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector

See tower, erection, bullshit, cashew

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