Captain Fabulous

What is Captain Fabulous?


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When Captain Falcon dons his white muscle-suit, pink gloves, pink boots, and screws on his nipple-caps extra tight, he becomes Captain Fabulous.

An alternate costume for Captain Falcon in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Be sure to use his taunt at every opportunity for added innuendo. It's still the best taunt in the game, fabulous or not.

Smasher #1: *loses* You're fucking gay.

Smasher #2: *wins* Not nearly as gay as Captain Fabulous raping your Fox just now.

See captain falcon, gamecube, f-zero


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