What is Captain Flex?
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A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.
Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"
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Short for "un-hook your computer and throw it to a large bonfire"
Used to get noobs to shut up if STFU don't work
Jay a..
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When one covers single, or multiple kittens in crisco, Then inserts them into their rectum. Known as such up north
Andy Milhon partakes..
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A person who is addicted to going to the Font Bar..
Font Junkies usually need to have they're 'fix' weekly and can usual..
