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to fuck up.
combination of the words "spastic" and "calculate".
well you really spalculated that one!
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1:A load of jizz
2:A cock, as it transports the yoghurt
I crashed the yoghurt truck into my girlfriends face last night!
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Very tight brightly colored pants, often very snug around the genitals to accentuate the bulge.
When Jon Lamb walked into the office I ..