Captain Fuck Yes

What is Captain Fuck Yes?


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A Chicago-area superhero who is powerless save for his unflappable motivation to secure solace and mirth for those he knows.

Damn man, this whole week sucked ass. What's the point in even going on? *SIGH* ...Whoa, wait!! Who's that caped guy with the huge exclamation point on his chest?? He has burritos and smokie-treats.... It's Captain Fuck Yes!!

See superman, superhero, spiderman, x-men, hero, dudebro, badass, savior, obama, burrito, smokes, sexgod, chicago, smitty


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