Captain Fugly

What is Captain Fugly?


1.

emaciated small asian concubine, occassionally drips slime off of body. Loves to violate animals of all kinds ranging from trolls to insects.

Distinguishing characteristics:

1. Loves to run around without pants

2. Has dry chapped skin usually covered in Cetaphil

3. Has extremely ugly face contortions

4. Has frisky hands

5. Enjoys small dogs, especially ones that can't get away

6. Emaciated.

However, Captain fugly has the occassional nice..ness...

which makes her very loveable and cuddly...if you want to start bleeding.

Also answers to the name:

JIAJIA

Captain foogly

No seriously shes cool.

<3 JIAJIA

If you kiss captain fugly you will get explosive diarrhea.

See monster, ugly, fugly, foogly, emaciated


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