Captain Futon

What is Captain Futon?

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

See captain, futon, guy, douchebag, creep

Nordu

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Quingle

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W00tification

1. a noun form of w00t or w00tage OMG, I li3kk S0000 Pwn3d ur n00b but7, TH@t W@$ a w00tification!..

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