What is Captain Futon?
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n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.
Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.
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a vast amount of money (relatively speaking)
When I get paid I'll have some mad duckets!
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A gesture usually performed on a female or male with "man boobs". Scooping a person's boob by using a cupped hand and mo..
