What is Captain Futon?
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n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.
Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.
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One who is a huge scrotum, or rather one that is a complete dousche bag.
God damn! That kid sporting 4 popped collars is such a rhinosc..
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Virtual flies that one can download and reek havok on others with.
Hammah: Hey I just finished downloading my Dling Flies.
Numan: O rf..
