Captain Futon

What is Captain Futon?

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

See captain, futon, guy, douchebag, creep

Velodrome

1. To be spitroast by a Gibbon and and At-At from Star Wars. The monkey and space creature velodromed Heidi until her eyes spun like a cyc..

Pcha

1. action you do when you wanna counter people's comebacks but cant think of one hey ur mom is fat PCHA!! (sticks hand in their face..

Pluck The Buck

1. pluck pubes! ouch i pluck the buck! See pluck, cut, shave, lavish, shit..

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