Captain Futon

What is Captain Futon?

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

See captain, futon, guy, douchebag, creep

Precrime

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Queer Meister

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Quadrapulate

1. To increase in number or size by four times. My bank account just quadrapulated. See justin 1. To increase in number or size by four..

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