Captain Futon

What is Captain Futon?

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

See captain, futon, guy, douchebag, creep

W.a.m.p

1. wet ass mutha-fukin pussy ayo girl can I get some dome? Caus i know you got that w.a.m.p See wamp, wamp wamp, wet, hoe, dome..

7th Base

1. Is sex with the hole in the throat. He had a hole in his throat from smoking. So you stuck it in his throat hole? yep, got to 7th base...

Zelanie

1. A comedy (in a good way). I just watched Zelanie and it cheered me up...

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