What is Captain Futon?
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n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.
Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.
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Cute guy who works under an even hotter guy based in L.A.
OMFG that guy is such a Trevor Guthrie.
See hottie, bitch..
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someone that can only get a hard on with a twenty-one year old chimp...
