Captain Futon

What is Captain Futon?

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

See captain, futon, guy, douchebag, creep

Yurika

1. A lesbian. the end. Person 1: is she eskimo kissing that other girl? Person 2: yeah, what a yurika. See yurika, lesbian, eskimo, kiss..

Don't Dance For The Pussy

1. A phrase you can use when your lady wants you to jump through hoops for the pussy. If you trim the shrubs I will let you do me tonight...

Deskmerc

1. Someone who partakes in activities of lewd sex with groups of Zoo Animals. I caught Jason trying to climb into the Llama pen at the Zoo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Captain Futon Edit Meaning