Captain Futon

What is Captain Futon?

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

See captain, futon, guy, douchebag, creep

The Sun-e-o

1. a boss who functions as the company cheerleader A Sun-E-O will sometimes be heard saying "Wow, team, your hard work sure paid off...

Nugus

1. 1) a large penis 2) brain/using your head 3) school spirit 1) Matt's cougar nugus was too large to penetrate Jean! 2) Josh alwa..

A-plucking

1. The act of removing anus hairs with the teeth. jen-ouch jim stop a-plucking me jim-dayumm i got yo booty hairz in mah teef See butth..

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