Captain Futon

What is Captain Futon?

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

See captain, futon, guy, douchebag, creep

Stackwich

1. Two or more sandwiches stacked on top each other. I ate a stackwich, I will now go die. See snackwich, sandwich, stackwich, food, mayh..

Vagina Tree

1. An unkept bush that can grow up to 5 ft 3 "Zac, don't try and get with that girl, she has a vagina tree" See vagina, tr..

Off My Face

1. The altered mental state that accompanies acute illness or use of intoxicating substances. Usually a result of too many bevvies. "..

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