Captain Gaybeard

What is Captain Gaybeard?

disparaging term used to describe a homosexual ass-bandit/butt-pirate

Alright Captain Gaybeard, why don't you just go back to the love boat and leave us all alone?

Quadrilyzed

1. The disabling of a persons (or animals) four protrusive limbs after some form of physical accident or poison or drug intake. A parapleg..

Nigger Ripped Bonghole

1. When you fart so hard that it blows your asshole and or O ring out and hurts as if you were being fucked or dick slammed in the ass for ..

Fla-dap

1. Some sort of greeting or signing off, a signiture word the actor Flex Alexander uses on his TV show: One on One. See you later. Fla-dap..

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