What is Captain Gayhab?
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An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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One who takes his favorite item from a communal gorp bag (most commonly M+Ms or almonds).
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A burglar who is adept at entering and leaving a house without being noticed.
The cat burglar came and left without the occupants even ..
