What is Captain Gayhab?
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An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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1) (n) A military term. The business end of a firing range. Where all the ordnance fired, lobbed, dropped or planted does it's work..
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When a straight person does something that might seem sort of gay because it is practical and/or economical, such as two guys carpooling..