Captain Gayhab

What is Captain Gayhab?


1.

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.

"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"

See harpooning, gay, scat, shit


4

Random Words:

1. Full Size Jeep (FSJ): The Jeep J-10 is a fullsize Jeep pickup truck that was produced from 1974-1988. Early models of the J-series truc..
1. A small schedule of how many times a woman has qweefed. Hey Sandy, did you make a new qweef log today? See qweef, log, fart, schedule,..
1. Targets or goals which are easily achievable and which do not require a lot of effort. We're a small company with few assets, so t..