What is Captain Gayhab?
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An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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The spreading of slutty legs.
I went to town on that vajunction...
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1. Insult
2. Stuff that comes out of the vagina when it is arroused.
1. You're such a sac of vagina goo.
2. She got vagina goo a..