What is Captain Gayhab?
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An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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to dip a penis in glitter and slap your girlfriend or friend with it in an unfriendly manner.
I glitterized Jenna last night...
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Anything and everything pertaining to water.
"I'm gonna take a shower."
"Poseidon Adventure?"
"Poseidon..
