What is Captain Gayhab?
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An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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adj. meaning not a hillbilly or a redneck anymore, yet to me the term itself screams redneck.
Moved past the point of being white-trash..
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getting ones self off while watching a male pornstar sevice himself over the internet.
oh dude i had a phat e-sturbate last night. fuck..
