What is Captain Gayhab?
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An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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Taking a outdoor dump in a public place in a downtown or suburban setting.
While walking to work, I noticed someone had been doing some..
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An act that may be questionable morally, but it completely legal.
"Dude, looking at porn on the school computers is 20,000 leegs a..