What is Captain Gayhab?
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An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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A vagina with the insides of a glow stick sprinkled on to it.
That prostitute had a cool disco clam
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A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.
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