What is Captain Gayhab?
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An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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It's another way of writing out "LOL"
Me: "I dropped my icecream"
You: "elle oh elle"
See lol, lma..
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Being a long story teller with no particular point to the story. Like Fergalicious, only driving someone insane by mentally making them ..
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An amazon bush fire is when you're having sex with a chick (The "raised missionary" or "deep dish" postions wor..
