What is Captain Gayhab?
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An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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