What is Captain Gayhab?
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An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.
"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"
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When you give a fat girl a Beefalo steak and then she will do anything you ask.
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Someone with a nice shapely butt, thick and round, nice looking.
Look at the butter butt biscuits on her!!!!
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