What is Captain Gaylord?
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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
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to try so hard at something, including but not exclusively physical activity, that it seriously hurts you.
"I was tying to lift it..
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Someone who has raging beauty and a badass body, someone who eats too much. Likes Pineapples and Spongebob. Imitates Emo Kids. and Call..
