What is Captain Gaylord?
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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
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Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats.
I don't have any little carbon soldiers yet but maybe in the not so future.
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Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.
Jake: Did you know that crabs i..
