What is Captain Gaylord?
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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
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i am so freaking tired of hearing that ralph in tampa FL is undumpable, get rid of her arse, you have better things waiting for you
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an exceptionally anamalous space-time paradox in which humanoid species sontaneously revert into Gary Coleman. Known only to occur on th..
