What is Captain Gaylord?
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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
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a small, pocket, purse or bag which contains twats to be taken to various locations
"Shirley, dont forget your twat satchel!"..
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when you want to break up with your boyfriend, but dont know how, give him a hand job. and when he jizzes, slap it on his face and tell ..
