What is Captain Gaylord?
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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
Random Words:
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n. Any dude who can't control his load.
A premature ejaculator supreme
Quick Fucker:
Ungh ungh unnnggggghhh.... k I'm done...
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An philipino fat man that has an iq of less than 50, also he has bitch tits and is under five foot two.
Look at that guys tiggy tits th..
