What is Captain Gaylord?
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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
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Expulsion of a large, loud and foul smelling bolus of gas explosively from the anus. Most often, but not always, accompanied by some li..
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Cute to a degree that would engender crimes against nature, inspired by the sordid tale of Laura Tennessen, whose corpse was dug up by N..
