What is Captain Gaylord?
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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
Random Words:
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Blatantly fishing for sympathy/compliments/attention on Facebook.
Jane Doe is really really sad about something just happened.
John Do..
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Used to describe the sexual position "spoons." Distinct from spoons without intercourse.
Touch my clitie whilst you spoon-fu..
