What is Captain Gaylord?
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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
Random Words:
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To eat poopy underwear while sucking a dick when yur having a heartattack so much that causes yur cum to go in yur brain and kill you.
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(Kwee Fa Lowd) noun.
1. A person that orally vacuums the flatulence out of a minuscule deceased mammal’s vagina.
2. Someone who suck..
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Someone, girl or guy, who likes to dress and listen to certain music like the rest of the scene kids.clothing consists of bandanas, bows..
