What is Captain Gaylord?
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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
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it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole
If you don't stop..
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A frozen Vampire's Teabag (used bloody tampon) that forms a nutritious iron rich snack.
'I was hungry so i took a vampire&apo..
