What is Captain Gaylord?
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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
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Also know as UPP, A unanimous agreement within everybody at one party to convince one or two drunken idiots to do something incredibly s..
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What a hooker is without all the makeup.
Take away her make-up and she looks like any regular grunt monkey
See grunt, monkey, hooker, ..
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Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.
Holy freakin..
