Captain Hard Cock

What is Captain Hard Cock?

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

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Uffing

1. Offensive. You know means 'fucking', so why fucking annoy me more. And speak properly please and stop being so irritating. ..

Demuted

1. deformed and mutated and/or dememted omg that kid is so demuted See Lauren..

Bijown'd

1. combination of bitch and owned Damn son Mike got bijown'd!..

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