Captain Hard Cock

What is Captain Hard Cock?

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

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Vomit Carpet

1. a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet See vomit..

Ego Smacked

1. To be put in your place and take it. Dude, your girl just ego smacked you! See bitch slapped, wimp, loser, wannabe..

Urban Dicks

1. People who spend all their time on Urban Dictionary Jeff and Rob didnt go to the club last night cuz they're urban dicks. See gi..

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