Captain Hard Cock

What is Captain Hard Cock?

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

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1. You get up on a Sunday morning, take a shower, dress, then head out of the house. Your family is very sure that you are a good boy, hea..

Tugging The Timber

1. The act of masterbation. I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up. See jerking off..

Its Been A Business Doing Pleasure With You

1. the word describes it. it is not its been a pleasure doing business with you, if you are reading this you know what i talkin' bout..

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