Captain Hard Cock

What is Captain Hard Cock?

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

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Edler

1. german last name, most people will refer to this person by their last name because it is usually better than their first name. also, som..

Kool Aide

1. gettin all up in my biznit "you're all up in the kool aide and don't even know the flavor" See problem, nosey, hea..

Big Dix

1. A nickname for Dixon, who happens to be Makeshift Apparel's bitch. I like Big Dix, he is a cool guy See hello kitty..

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