Captain Hard Cock

What is Captain Hard Cock?

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

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Mud Mushroom

1. When you pull your penis out and womans anal cavity and there are traces of fecal matter surround the tip of your manhood. A: Man, i to..

Quaffles

1. The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person. A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it...

Ride The Ripples

1. To have sex with a very fat person. Look there, Jack's going to pull tonight and get to ride the ripples...

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