Captain Hard Cock

What is Captain Hard Cock?

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

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W.a.w.i.b.f.

1. Abbreviation of "What A Week It's Been For" W.A.W.I.B.F. the amount of people asking what W.A.W.I.B.F. means! See wawib..

Mouth Sweats

1. when your mouth produces large amounts of saliva before you vomit. 'I'm seriously going to spew Bertha, pull over the car, I&..

Newport Walrus

1. The act of lighting two cigarettes and placing them like walrus tusks and smoking then accorddingly. Show me the newport walrus. AR AR ..

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