Captain Hard Cock

What is Captain Hard Cock?

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

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Grow A Tail

1. to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail 2. defecate Nah, that's cool..

Premature Textaculation

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