Captain Hard Cock

What is Captain Hard Cock?

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

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Would You?

1. Asking the question of whether or not one would. Usually referring to someone on television or on the street but can be used in any situ..

Zooman

1. a wasteman who drinks giraffes via the bum "oi! u zooman u is melestin that giraffe!!!! See zooman, zoo, man, animal, wasteman..

Tood

1. The Standard Tood is the rapid up-and-down movement of the index and middle fingers, while folding the other fingers in as if making a f..

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