Captain Hard Cock

What is Captain Hard Cock?

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

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Googleshop

1. taking a picture from google image search and photoshopping it Hey, dude, look at that picture of the lion! Lets googleshop that on an ..

Dorsty

1. Same as dirty. When you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing or you're being naughty, or when you say somet..

Zpizzle

1. The coolest name in the world refering to some one named Zac with a last name that starts with P preferably the last name Pease. ZPizzl..

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