Captain Hard Cock

What is Captain Hard Cock?

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

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Tetris Head

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Tartutic

1. The tartutic, three simian-like creatures who form an invincible force that maintains law and order in the Blue World. Their bark and br..

W.o.w!

1. Wildly Overweight Women your mom's a W.O.W! {Obese woman walks by} W.O.W! See fatass, salad-dodger, jupiter, rolls..

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