Captain Hook Edit Meaning

1.

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!

Get him away from me!

2.

The act of giving someone a " pirate eye" and a " rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"

See pirate eye, rusty hook, captain, hook, poo, shit, poop, butt pirate, pirate

3.

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?

BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

4.

Noun

When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.

Randy: They call me Captain Hook...

Brandon: What?

Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..

Brandon: (Laughs) What?

Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.

See pimp, stud, nigga, negrocious

5.

When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.

*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.

I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.

See ew, sick, gross, wtf, why, would, you, do, that, captain, hook, shemale

6.

someone with a crooked penis. a penis that looks like captain hook's hook. it can bend to either the east, or the west. occasionally caused by running into poles or other hard objects with a hard-on.

"hey mike i thought you were cool until i found out you were a captain hook"

See billy, chode

7.

When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.

Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.

See teabag, kicked in the nuts, chilidog, felcher, Chilidog