Captain Jack

What is Captain Jack?


1.

A Billy Joel song which is old but can still touch teens today. It's about struggle and bad luck, but the music with the lyrics is pretty well done. It will make you laugh but maybe also cry...

"Your sister's gone out, she's on a date... but you just sit at home, and masturbate..."

2.

A term used to describe the effects of drugs on a user.

A mythical figure who takes drugs users on a trip.

i.e. Captain Jack has led me into choppy seas, or The Captain has taken Kevin to sea and he won't be back for sometime.

3.

captain jack is a street name for heroin

an example of this is billy joel's song "captain jack"

"Captain jack will get you by tonight, take you to your special island, Captain jack will get you by tonight, just a little push and you'll be flying"

See captain, jack, drugs, heroin, billy, joel

4.

Common in fan fiction, a "Captain Jack" is a fictional character who is a projection of the author's wish-fulfillment to the extent that it spoils the story. From the TV series "Torchwood"; Captain Jack Harkness is the immortal and flamboyantly omnisexual projection of Russell T. Davis, an aging gay atheist

You'd better re-write that chapter. Brian is turning into a Captain Jack

See mary-sue, torchwood, fan fiction, doctor who

5.

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

See Jake

6.

A music artist, most popular for his songs featured on DDR.

Man! I love that one Captain Jack song!

7.

A male who enjoys the company and sexual pleasure of another male, and also has a anual masturbation problem.

that sam over there is a captain jack.


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