Captain Jacobo

What is Captain Jacobo?


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A mighty sailor. He is the Captain of the incredible vessle, "The Scruvy Dogg." He crushes all who oppose him, and satisfies all who desire him (given they're not ugly) He is also stunningly attractive and extremely smart, oh and he is also a tad bit cocky. and in case your wondering he is also white.

Chick: Who is that guy over there?

Guy: idk why?

Chick: I think thats Captain Jacobo; i'm gonna go see if he wants a blowjob.

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