Captain Jerk

What is Captain Jerk?


1.

Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.

Quote

"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?

I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer

See obnoxious, puffy, bri


4

Random Words:

1. to feel emo, to your self, or kinda stupid.... "dude I totally feel "juar (jew are) today" See greatness, emoness, kind..
1. the act of completing the trifecta of tag team grinding with all three knauss triplets. "Man, I just completed the Knauss" S..
1. a german masterpiece. "OWWSHIT!" "What the fuck dude? You saw that Picasso too?" See masterpiece, the bomb, amazi..