What is Captain Jerk?
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Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.
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"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?
I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer
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Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel.
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A sudden burst of strenght and invinceablility. Made famous by the god of wrestling, "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan.
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