Captain Jerk

What is Captain Jerk?


1.

Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.

Quote

"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?

I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer

See obnoxious, puffy, bri


4

Random Words:

1. A Boy Who Jogs On. Less Offensive Word For Cunt. Also Can Be Used For One Who Jogs On Often "Cloughy you fucking jogboy" See..
1. A lapdance from a black stripper. Dude, did you get an Escoto from La Princess last night? Sho nuff! See stripper, escoto..
1. Payment made with a sexual act or favours of the flesh. An alternative method of payment for goods or services, generally used when one..