Captain Jerk

What is Captain Jerk?


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Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.

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"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?

I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer

See obnoxious, puffy, bri


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