What is Captain Jerk?
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Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.
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"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?
I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer
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When one guy gets naked and waits for his lover to come home then hangs his ass over the roll bars of the Jeep while his boyfriend fucks..
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Capable of masturbation with either the left or right hand with a similar level of proficiency.
You broke your arm? how are you going t..
