Captain Jerk

What is Captain Jerk?

1.

Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.

Quote

"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?

I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer

See obnoxious, puffy, bri
4

Random Words:

Veldhar
1. The homosexual act of oral copulation directly after having anal coitus. "That was the best veldhar I have ever had in my life!&qu..
Read more
Clit:50
1. When at a party, the time of night when a guy gets so drunk he cannot stop talking about how much he wants to have sex with some woman, ..
Read more
Quack Quack
1. A term for reserving a seat. Me: Quack Quack Seat Back. You: Well, you can't reserve seats here. Me: Well, shit in my purse! ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free