What is Captain Jerk?
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Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.
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"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?
I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer
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A vagina too dry to perform due to too much alcohol consumption. Busted inebriated pussy.
"Is it cool if I just blow you and then ..
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The haggard condition of ones flaps after child birth.
"after my 7th child was born the Miss's had elephant-flaps"..
