What is Captain Jerk?
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Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.
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"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?
I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer
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Getting a hand job through a grass skirt while drinking mai tai's before getting laied.
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A person who likes everybody but can;t get a single one.
"Yo, you see that ugly girl over there? She's a theoretical whore.&q..
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this is what you call it when girls (or really girly guys) are talking on the internet and try to express their obnoxiously exaggerated ..
