Captain Jerk

What is Captain Jerk?


1.

Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.

Quote

"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?

I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer

See obnoxious, puffy, bri


4

Random Words:

1. titties of a bird, genius sweet. Or an exclamation of joy and exuberance. SWEET BIRD TITTIES! This is the best bourbon ever! See titti..
1. a trip that starts off by evacuating from a natural disaster, but upon learning that family, home, neighbors are safe, morphs into a min..
1. Another name for "sister" that has been "ghetto"fied. Also used as a nickname for girls who have names or other nick..