What is Captain Jerk?
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Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.
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"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?
I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer
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Word used to describe a female who makes your penis move in an extremely sexual way.
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A person you try to avoid due to their social awkwardness or annoying personality. Specifically, an acquaintance whose presence is unwan..
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Negro with a penis of <30cm length.
A: "Whoa! What a long cock!"
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