What is Captain Jerk?
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Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.
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"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?
I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer
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sexy as fuck singer from girls aloud. blow job lips and DEFINITELY a burger fanny
Kimberley walsh is sexy and has a burger fanny. FACT
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Also spelled Queer Bear, a large gay man.
Usually has facial hair.
Goes for that lumber jack look..
That dude looks like he's a ..