Captain Kirk Smirk

What is Captain Kirk Smirk?


1.

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.

Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.


87

Random Words:

1. A sexual move in which you screw not just one person but a bunch of people you don't even know. "I totally pulled a George Bu..
1. Kiss my big fat white ass You can KMBFWA sucker i will bend over for you. well you can kmbfwa buddy. See kiss, my, big, white, ass..
1. Apu's last name from the Simpsons Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is an illegal immigrant See Scar..