What is Captain Kirk Smirk?
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A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a
Stepford Wife ): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total
fucktard by not wanting to havecasual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
Random Words:
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When you take a shot out of someone's ass crack.
Dude, I got this chick so drunk she took a Mexican Crack shot out of my ass!
See..
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When your over indulge in an acoholic beverage or consume more calories than the food pyramid suggests the gas of your ass fills your st..
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The act of burning down one's property to collect the insurance policy.
"The Johnson's place burned to the ground in les..
