What is Captain Kirk Smirk?
1.
A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a
Stepford Wife ): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total
fucktard by not wanting to havecasual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
Random Words:
1.
Process to convert someone to reach an idiot status
Please don't let me go through the idiotication process
See idiot, idiocy, st..
1.
The person who is forced to sit on the ottoman because all of the other chairs have been taken.
John bacame the ottoman whore because h..
