What is Captain Kirk Smirk?
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A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a
Stepford Wife ): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total
fucktard by not wanting to havecasual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
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(Also coffee milk)
Milk mixed with either Autocrat or Eclipse Coffee Syrup, sort of like chocolate milk, but tastier, and not just for..
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When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Da..
