What is Captain Kirk Smirk?
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A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a
Stepford Wife ): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total
fucktard by not wanting to havecasual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
Random Words:
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a spontanious statement of surprise, delight, anger, or anything you want it to mean.
*after stubbing toe* Arsetigers! that fucking hur..
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To describe one in a state of grumpyness.
Person 1: "Stop being so grumps you Grumpa Bailey"
Person 2: "Don't even..
