What is Captain Kirk Smirk?
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A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a
Stepford Wife ): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total
fucktard by not wanting to havecasual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
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a french female with enormous vagina
dear diary:
ive done this cute french gal 2nite
it was gr8 exept her Ze french clam had me worri..
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Adjective: engaging in sado-masochism. A form of bondage-discipline or pain-pleasure.
Bruce and his lover Brian were into BSDM and were..
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a term used to describe a male who presents stellar wit and persona but is ugly, fat, or in general - undesirable for sex. They usually ..