What is Captain Kirk Smirk?
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A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a
Stepford Wife ): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total
fucktard by not wanting to havecasual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
Random Words:
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The innate fear of running around a kitchen table, being pursued by wolves, while wearing fresh socks on a newly waxed floor.
Try to im..
