Captain Kirk Test

What is Captain Kirk Test?

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A type of STD test for which every possible STD is checked. In reference to Captain Kirk doing everything in the galaxy--damn I fucked everyone including the green bitch!

Man I had a wild weekend, you see all them hood rats I hooked up with. Yeah you need to get a Captain Kirk Test.

See sex, star trek, kirk, std, test

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