Captain Kirkumcision

What is Captain Kirkumcision?

The act of "wanking" to Star Trek.

Dude, I watched scifi channel yesterday and performed one hell of a captain kirkumcision for like 2 hours.

See star trek, captain kirk, wank, masturbate

Schemies

1. a scottish term, the term used for those brought up in housing schemes in Edinburgh, similar to the definition for neds. whit u lookin ..

Jos'e

1. in my words a gay guy wh like's to f*** cock.! dang that boy's jos'e.! See amanda..

Red Flag

1. a sign or warning of any impending danger, disaster or doom when my gfcalled me up that day and gave me the "we need to talk"..

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