Captain Kirkumcision

What is Captain Kirkumcision?

The act of "wanking" to Star Trek.

Dude, I watched scifi channel yesterday and performed one hell of a captain kirkumcision for like 2 hours.

See star trek, captain kirk, wank, masturbate

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