Captain Kotex

What is Captain Kotex?

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side

to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's

not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That

faget walks and talks like a homo but

swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always

yelling at you.

See captain, kotex, grouch

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Kanacke

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No Pants Shuffle

1. Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants sh..

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