Captain Kotex

What is Captain Kotex?

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side

to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's

not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That

faget walks and talks like a homo but

swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always

yelling at you.

See captain, kotex, grouch

Well, Then. We Sail Without Him!

1. Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..

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1. Mat's sad smilie. Mat's own personal version of :( mat: =:0( awww there's nothing left to set on fire..

Jailify

1. to order someone to go to prison Jailify this man before he harms more inocent lives!! See jailify, jail, prison, detention, school..

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