What is Captain Kotex?
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1. a moody bastard.
2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.
3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay
1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.
2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.
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