Captain Kotex

What is Captain Kotex?

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side

to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's

not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That

faget walks and talks like a homo but

swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always

yelling at you.

See captain, kotex, grouch

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