Captain Maalox

What is Captain Maalox?

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A superhero who uses his fecal bag as a weapon. He fights crime for the sake of butt-sex. He also has an intimate relationship with his step-dad, Bill.

Bill: Captain Maalox, get in here and let me do you up the butt.
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