What is Captain Machine?
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a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!
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Random Words:
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When u suck someones nuts and they are salty
Salted Nuts..
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your computer is so infected with viruses that it has a CPU MeltDown
Dude 1: Weren't we supposed to chat with Joe last night.
Dud..
