What is Captain Machine?
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a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!
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A sophisticated dating robot sent back through time to change the future for dozens of lucky ladies.
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when a person is acting rude, mean, or acting like a butthole.
Helen was being a doo doo brain when she dismissed me with a scowl.
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Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.
Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair...
