What is Captain Machine?
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a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!
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mixing kool-aid, perferably blueberry with vodka
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a phrase that is used much like "Son of a bitch." Used mostly to discribe disappointment.
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