Captain Machine

What is Captain Machine?

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a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.

He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy

Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

See but, fart, roids, wrestling, fat
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