What is Captain Machine?
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a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!
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A girl with a big juicy ass.
I'm just Kristen Corpse and I want to help people WITH MY BIG JUICY ASS
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When a male is standing up and giving it to a girl from behind, and her hands are against the wall infront, the guy slips his penis out ..
