Captain Oates

What is Captain Oates?

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.

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Wanna pet Captain Oates?

Verycorporateveryprofessional

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Optical Rectumitous

1. Shitty outlook on life If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous. See attit..

Escualido

1. A vast majority of the venezuelan opposition, guilty of being so blind and self-centered that they don't realize the reality of thi..

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