Captain Oates

What is Captain Oates?

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.

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Wanna pet Captain Oates?

Thurty

1. a blowjob basically, giving head or dome. dude, i was gettin a thurty last night, soooo sweet See blowjob, head, dome, giving, lick..

Durkus

1. To be the ulimate dork, nerd, goofball. He has been elevated to the highest rank of durkus for those plaid pants. See durf, durfy, dor..

Chocolate Taint

1. When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed. "..

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