What is Captain Oblivious?
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A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
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