Captain Oblivious

What is Captain Oblivious?

1.

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.

"Blunt!"

"Cheerful!"

"Clumsy!"

"Absentminded!"

"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!

See fool, tactless, obtuse, social retard, foot-in-mouth disease
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