What is Captain Obvious And The World Of Yesterday?


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Someone who's so dumb it's frightening. In other words, a master of the obvious and old news.

Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?

Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.

See obvious, stupid, scary, dumb


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