Captain Of The Carpet Ship

What is Captain Of The Carpet Ship?

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A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet.

Shit, man! You were Captain of the Carpet Ship last night.

See drunk, shitfaced, sloppy, piss drunk, pished

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