What is Captain Of The Diving Team?


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1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team

2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving

Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?

You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.

Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer

You--laugh

See muff diver, pussy eater, slit licker, cunnilingus, fun


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