Captain O'malley Edit Meaning

1. college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time. ..

1. one of these is born everytime there is an awkward silence. if you've heard the joke. *awkward silence* John: SHIIIT! a queer bab..

1. microscopic in size 2. mat-ze; to matze, to matze someone with something, IN the mat-ze, mat-ze-rbation..