Captain Onishima

What is Captain Onishima?


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Captain of the police crew on the Sega Dreamcastgame Jet Grind Radio; a total jive turkey. Noted for his shortness, his funky hair/five o' clock shadow, and his determination to bring you down. An interesting cross between Dragnet and Dirty Harry.

Captain Onishima's motto is, "I'm the judge and the jury and I'm gonna send you down the river!". Pssh.


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