Captain Original Edit Meaning

1. When a girl is sleeping and you jizz on her eyes so when she wakes up they are stuck together. Damn it jimmy gave me and asian morning ..

1. playing dead or saying "you killed me" random dude 1:*stab* random dude 2: +.+..

1. goggles that cover your eyes and nose that perverts wear in swimming pools to check out people under the water for a longer period of ti..