Captain Penis Mcpenis

What is Captain Penis Mcpenis?

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A giant penis with a cape. He can fly, and shoot people with his purple-headed yoghurt cannon.

Captain Penis McPenis entered the smelly cave and sniffed the brown smelly onion.

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