Captain Phlegm-ahem

What is Captain Phlegm-ahem?

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.

Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

See cough, phlegm, snot, booger, loogie, spit, boogers, boogie, lung, lung butter, saliva

Rutzed

1. adj. under the state of embarrassment; humiliated, abashed, owned. The other day, I was walking around the mall, and this kid fell flat..

Hot Brown

1. Performing analingus on a person with poor anal hygiene, especially after the person has been working out. As a consolation for losing ..

Numskis

1. When something is good or tasty. Like food. "This meal is so numskis! Give me more!" See food, good, tasty, numskis..

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