What is Captain Phlegm-ahem?
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The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.
Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
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