What is Captain Pike?
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When you fuck a girl so hard, not only does she need a wheelchair, but she can only communicate through a blinking light with one blink for "yes" and two for "no".
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Bob: Dude, did you see Janine? Why is she in that weird blinking wheelchair thing?
Fred: Yeah, Steve totally have her a Captain Pike.
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