Captain Pike

What is Captain Pike?


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When you fuck a girl so hard, not only does she need a wheelchair, but she can only communicate through a blinking light with one blink for "yes" and two for "no".

Compare crippler, sense 4.

Bob: Dude, did you see Janine? Why is she in that weird blinking wheelchair thing?

Fred: Yeah, Steve totally have her a Captain Pike.

See wheelchair, crippler, blink, pike, captain


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